DONNIE CHAPMAN

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Donnie came to Iktomi Tattoo after we accidentally summoned him while trying to unclog the bathroom sink. Nobody is exactly sure what we did wrong, but after the lights flickered three times, the toilet flushed by itself and a thick cloud of smoke filled the hallway, Donnie emerged carrying a tattoo machine and calmly asked where he should set up. We were initially concerned, but he immediately started making incredible tattoos and seemed to already know everyone’s names, so we decided to give him a station and see what happened. Donnie has been an awesome part of the shop ever since, although occasionally all the clocks in the building stop at exactly 3:33 when he enters a room and neighborhood dogs seem to know him personally. Donnie says this is normal and we have no evidence to prove otherwise.